Episode 292: Sometimes, jokes don’t have to be said!!!

This episode is just going to be us singing drag songs. She’s pointing at Rebecca B T Dubs!! Would you say Target, missed the target? Let’s talk about it innnn… Right now! Now we know the difference between our moms… They’re gonna let us have our own movie?? It’s the oldest if you don’t count those 3 movies I’m not counting. The REAL adult one. We decided that it’s not that. That sauce is fuckin’ gangbusters!! You’re still on the front of the battlefront?? She has sherry and a pool! “Which we all know” you jag-offs. Known to cause anxiety in mice and me. Who you’ll know if you’ve ever been goth. Was that Jesus all along? We shall sign off, thusly.

Jay Whittaker: Salt Lake City Sit-Down (http://bit.ly/2GLVb7e)

Episode 291: Lycans with Lightsabers!!!

I need to plan when I ugly cry. Lots of huff’s and oof’s… We got there eventually. Blackspacetation? Because he’s a whiney brat baby. Old Man Joker! That’s everyone’s first choice. As long as there is a naked mole-rat, I’m in. Should we get on to this other disapointing list? Things that are currently having a moment… 50 Shades of Bleh! Yeah, because I sat through that thing. I don’t care about their hot takes! 2008 was a good year! This is a fucking cat. The most milktoast of all DC properties? Just to warn you, this is cool. Frick’n Lazers! That’s “Tones” with an “E”. Because you know there’s Godzilla’s in there! Yeah, sounds like regular life. I need wine for this… tell me about Hameltoe.

Episode 288: Potato Related Science!!!

I was on my way out and I got distracted. I watch ALL of the Narco’s, hello… This takes forever, I just want the thing. They’ll just reverse Tom Cruise him! Ukrainian Russian Birdman Hipster White Bitch Waters.  I’m also making another wrist movement over here. Damn, that’s a long journey. That’s why I thought it was a kids channel… Robust ratings! Did they play Unchained Melody? We poured a powder in a cup and we swear it’s alive. You know what I’m going to do today? Throw some rocks at earth! 30 is not old, it may feel it, but it’s not. Get Yourself Together Podcast!

Episode 287: 10 Things I Hate About Flat Earthers!!!

Free liquor is the most exciting… Google told us we need to get out of our car and hike! Is Siri trying to get us murdered? That’s a long road name… Crown and cherry pepsi like 9th grade cheerleaders. Like old people BINGO?? Why are you body shaming the cat?! You got banged?? I didn’t notice not liking them. It was very cute. He spends a lot of time in prison. Whole ass one thing! 1990’s Olympics throwback news reel. I’m a Chet-ist. “Recent interest in the subject” They’re fine, they’re not like… suffering. Hell yeah I cried!! Well he said yes to sex, I’m sure he’s self aware. How do they cuddle?

Episode 286: Get That Wet Liquid!!!

Officially, officialy, officially done! One person is a class That town sounds quaint as fuck There was a wrapper involved, it’s done now Oh shit, you guys got that Win Co? We could do a movie, I guess Good O’l Walter Mark Whalburg is not playing a police officer? The book is better, that’s the reviews I’ve heard I am so mad at this movie That’s pretty pretentious of us… That’s america It’s “Taken” on a train! It looks terrible, but you should really watch it  “I have a bad feeling about this” We’re Wolves I watched it all! Charity stamp of approval I’m very freaked out that my porg is going to start saying “Monkey needs a hug” Eat some tacos Not many a year, probably many a month Nice reaction Kristal Romance Bingo It doesn’t want you to speak Let’s just see if we can watch something live for once

Big Red Plastic Hats: Discussing The Last Jedi!!!! **SPOILERS**

**SPOILER ALERT** Charity and Danielle discuss, dissect, and drool over Star Wars: The Last Jedi!! This is a FULL review and breakdown of the film, so SPOILERS abound!!! Buckle in, nerds! He’s just some C-List Guillermo. Rhianna thicc and I love it. It caused a butthurt reaction… How did everyone handle Empire when it first came out? We’re not like your mom’s Star Wars, we’re the cool Star Wars! Why is he the tumblr version of himself? Be the queen of space with him!!!! She goes down the god damn hole! Force haunt him. Someone has to care about the Gungans!!!