EPISODE 275: This is not a drill !

With special guest host Noelle Cummings!

Great healthcare but shitty hearing! Two hats are better than one! No jerk! Glass structure Come roll the dice! You might be happy, you might get sad! No Lannisters here, only debts. I believe my house words are, “I will pay you Tuesday!” Remember that scene? No! Nintendo comments: cute. I can think of a lot of things. DC: Metal Band.  Episode fuckin fuck?

Episode 274: Don’t be an eggplant emoji.

Kristal and Charity are joined by their special guest Justine Starks!

Permanent crafting.  Since before you had a butthole!  Don’t be an eggplant emoji.  Reduce your fractions.  Girl… I just finished it.  We’re not asking for this sequel.  Anti-Fas biker ladies!  How not to be an asshole.  How not to make zombies.

Episode 273: Look at how fancy I am!

It’s not sports, it’s E sports! It hurts to wake up! I ain’t going no where, bitches! I’m batman! She likes em a little softer, it’s fine! Which one is psych? Fine! Nobody wants to see my movie! We’re just excited, never mind the name. What’s this asshole been doing for seven years? The Pokémon fyre fest It feels like an island when there’s no internet!

EPISODE 271: A Forced smoosh

The spooky mist.  That’s not the important part!!  They don’t deserve Netflix.  Mr. Carmike is not.  More of those, I guess.  I am not a bat boy I am a bat MAN!  No, I just had that thought, but didn’t do it.  Well, that’s subjective.  Get the slurp slurps. Order it from Mr. Internet.

Episode 270: I Live It. I don’t need to see it.

Hey Rebecca, tell us about your weiners! Do they know?!  Wonder Woman mansplaining.  Like most movies?  Even underwater uses the metric system!!! It’s not an escape house, it’s called a crack house.  GUSHING OVER GLOW!!  Don’t go outside.