People delivery bus. Member when I was X-men? One night gorilla stand. Sick of all these muthafuckin skulls on this muthafuckin island! That is not how math works. This sequel didn’t happen. Because we don’t learn from history. Roman numerals are takin our jerbs.
Longer than normal “soft” open (sorry we had lots to say). Does dirt expire? You like your cereal breve? Staying woke, bitches. Shaq-zam! We need a film DeBlazio. The Chewy art nouveau. Marky Wahlburg. New York sure has changed you. I like the idea of Vin Diesel. Our little love tribute to our dear friend and listener Kaya <3 We love you and you will be missed.
Utah accent. Movie confessions. It’s not weird if we don’t make it weird. Amature facial? Sisters!! Rebecca is vanilla. Duckpool is bae! Comics rundown. They want this to be our life, but it is NOT!
Calling in cold. My grandpa jumped off trains. This is your life now. Sneaky feminism. Where is your fart machine? Boob popcorn. That’s an appropriate level of silence. Puppy accents and pet names. Science, always letting you down.
Tube rabbits. Bananas are fancy? See this sandwich? It’s a franchise. They don’t have Swedish Fish; they can have Civil War! BAFTAs? More like BAMF-TAs, amirite? WHAT YEAR IS IT??? Name your new D.C. TV show. Watch all the things! You don’t slap it or swirl it! Maybe just give it a try? Girls Gone Fjord! Hap hop?
This episode is our ride ryder bb gun, our island of misfit toys, our ghost of Christmas Past… You picking up what I’m laying down? It’s our Christmas special episode, we ran it last year and we are doing it again. Our Holiday recording at Cannella’s with the Let’s Go Eat Podcast featuring Bill and Dylan Allred.
Let’s go back to calling people communists? Cucumber burps are real. Rouge One? How do you nutrition? I eat a whole can of olives. Which half is evil? Teeny-tiny little butt cheeks are so adorable. Tron 2 face. Hi choking, I’m dad.
Unsolicited dog pics. The Secret works! Why does this place smell like feet? What did you beat this week? Now it’s seasonal depression, like normal depression, but with Christmas lights. Poopies break Danielle. Christmas wish list: anything with Satan on it. That’s a long twitter handle.
Once, Twice, 3 times a podcast. Dat bitch is making soap. #Ham4Hamlet. No shave Novwinter. Could you recognize your own vagina in a line up? Why do we always seem to talk about my vagina? Well, it is kinda your fault. Not so subtle… Kristal. Don’t call me Flava! Yeah, I like a lot of stuff. Typical Guillermo. High brow poop jokes. It’s episode 242, we only have so many jokes. Sharkcest.