Once, Twice, 3 times a podcast. Dat bitch is making soap. #Ham4Hamlet. No shave Novwinter. Could you recognize your own vagina in a line up? Why do we always seem to talk about my vagina? Well, it is kinda your fault. Not so subtle… Kristal. Don’t call me Flava! Yeah, I like a lot of stuff. Typical Guillermo. High brow poop jokes. It’s episode 242, we only have so many jokes. Sharkcest.
Is Bill Mahr fishy? What haven’t you majored in? Satan’s airport. Defrost the ham! I’m glad you have more complaints. Diversity! Now you want different vaginas? Not mad nose bleed! That’s what we had on hand! The magic of jobs! It’s a waste of a Colin Farrell!! How will I get out? I was just waiting for it to be funny. You don’t like his big gay mohawk? Did Mooncop walk with MLK? Hey memba you’re an asshole?
We crash Watchtower’s Tuesday open mic and bring along Nicholas Don Smith, Jonny Brandin, Jason Harvey, and our podcast boyfriend Aaron Orlovitz! You’ve really tapped in to your self loathing. Universal weird week. People need Medea! That was a good Rebecca. Family Christmas movies in space?? It’s not a movie, it’s a movement. Was it… strange? We try to give you some hope and some stuff to laugh about.
Rebecca is bloaty and singy. Books on tape ON tape! Cleo is an asshole. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool sister. Two story two. So bloaty, there is no room for jokes. You only like Jake Gyllenhaal when he kisses other boys? Bloomington Hills does sound like a full size candy bar neighborhood. We like to hear your opinions, it’s your singing we don’t care for. Boo! Funky Cold Medina. National Treasure is a National gem! I used to think you guys weren’t pieces of shit. It’s a Frank Zappa single.
Hey fans and friends! This weekend was so scary busy that we had to take a break! But fear not, we have a treat for you afterall! Remember when Danielle retold the Hobbit? It is one of my all time favorite episodes! I take a few minutes to fill you in, and then we’ll throw back to Episode 111: Haaaaave You Read the Hobbit?? From way back in April of 2014!! Enjoy!
Spoopy Socialism. I’ve never claimed to be a magician! Pteradoctyl arms. Ryan Reynolds is right! Majestic seahorse. So many corpses. Can I say my list?? Follow your Dragon dreams.
Emotionally validate your ferret? This story isn’t worth the lead up. Cerealabration. Creepy home repair. One oodle? Take them down a notch! Pittie Poppins. HSPHorrorClub! Cattween. Balls deep in your coral reef. Ass jokes in space!
Our woke yoga instructor with a food handlers permit. New segment: dick talk? #HSPHorrorClub! I did my time! Res-ur-ah-gence? Road hog! Babies can’t handle VR! Cheers: the comic? Laura from Mask Costumes talks most common costume mistakes!
greetings guys and ghouls,
the month of Halloween is here and we’ve decided to watch some horror movies together and live-tweet the shenanigans. Starting October 5th we’ll be watching one horror flick a week, each one hand selected by one of our panelists.
all of these films are available to stream on either hulu or netflix, depending on the movie.
We’re going to start the live-tweet at 7pm mountain time. So head over to our personal twitter accounts then!