Ever feel like the “chic geeks” don’t get you? Do you still get teased for being a furry, or knowing every possible piece of Star Wars information (far more than what mainstream geek culture finds “socially acceptable”) Is your WOW life more real than your real life? Come, my darlings, and be welcomed! Give me your tired, your poor, your Bronies, your convention Trekkies, your otaku, your cosplayers… fly your freak flags high and welcome to the fold! Weirdos are celebrated here!

Episode 288: Potato Related Science!!!

I was on my way out and I got distracted. I watch ALL of the Narco’s, hello… This takes forever, I just want the thing. They’ll just reverse Tom Cruise him! Ukrainian Russian Birdman Hipster White Bitch Waters.  I’m also making another wrist movement over here. Damn, that’s a long journey. That’s why I thought it was a kids channel… Robust ratings! Did they play Unchained Melody? We poured a powder in a cup and we swear it’s alive. You know what I’m going to do today? Throw some rocks at earth! 30 is not old, it may feel it, but it’s not. Get Yourself Together Podcast!

Episode 287: 10 Things I Hate About Flat Earthers!!!

Free liquor is the most exciting… Google told us we need to get out of our car and hike! Is Siri trying to get us murdered? That’s a long road name… Crown and cherry pepsi like 9th grade cheerleaders. Like old people BINGO?? Why are you body shaming the cat?! You got banged?? I didn’t notice not liking them. It was very cute. He spends a lot of time in prison. Whole ass one thing! 1990’s Olympics throwback news reel. I’m a Chet-ist. “Recent interest in the subject” They’re fine, they’re not like… suffering. Hell yeah I cried!! Well he said yes to sex, I’m sure he’s self aware. How do they cuddle?

Episode 286: Get That Wet Liquid!!!

Officially, officialy, officially done! One person is a class That town sounds quaint as fuck There was a wrapper involved, it’s done now Oh shit, you guys got that Win Co? We could do a movie, I guess Good O’l Walter Mark Whalburg is not playing a police officer? The book is better, that’s the reviews I’ve heard I am so mad at this movie That’s pretty pretentious of us… That’s america It’s “Taken” on a train! It looks terrible, but you should really watch it  “I have a bad feeling about this” We’re Wolves I watched it all! Charity stamp of approval I’m very freaked out that my porg is going to start saying “Monkey needs a hug” Eat some tacos Not many a year, probably many a month Nice reaction Kristal Romance Bingo It doesn’t want you to speak Let’s just see if we can watch something live for once

Big Red Plastic Hats: Discussing The Last Jedi!!!! **SPOILERS**

**SPOILER ALERT** Charity and Danielle discuss, dissect, and drool over Star Wars: The Last Jedi!! This is a FULL review and breakdown of the film, so SPOILERS abound!!! Buckle in, nerds! He’s just some C-List Guillermo. Rhianna thicc and I love it. It caused a butthurt reaction… How did everyone handle Empire when it first came out? We’re not like your mom’s Star Wars, we’re the cool Star Wars! Why is he the tumblr version of himself? Be the queen of space with him!!!! She goes down the god damn hole! Force haunt him. Someone has to care about the Gungans!!!

Episode 285: Everybody knows Dick!!

He should just be fired from everything. It’s a mind f&$*! I’m still on strike. I was about to google it, but I couldn’t remember his name.
Give it money, as long as it good. That’s the name you give someone when you’re on the run! And we still say, “I can’t believe people are still watching that!” Don’t call Jesus a donkey. But then I said Thor and my brain went to four! Stop bringing up Steve Trevor. Please don’t do that anymore. It’s boner worthy! Having fun isn’t hard, when you’ve got a library card!

Episode 284: Someone get this Galactic Man a Beanie!!!

Buckle in guys, because it gets worse… We just bummed everybody out. I thought you said “BatMom!” I’m going to go purple because it matches my eyes. I’m gonna eat her donut, I think that’s a fair way of handling that. This is going to be a weird breakup guys! You know, with that ugly kid. Is Julia Roberts the poor mans Cher? That’s a long short! Ships! With guns! I think we’ve discussed that X-Men have stupid names. https://www.amsmeteors.org

Episode 283: It Makes you Feel like you Have Friends!!!

Glop…? They don’t make very good sandwiches though. I don’t know, have you tried Pie Sandwiches? Too lazy to look it up. I wanted to be extra af! That’s what a gamut is right, like a marathon? Joe Man-Jello? Deadth-Stroke. There goes his superpower… But they made 1 so now they have to make 12!! Nothing is more romantic than Kick-Ass. GET A DOG!