Slow dancing to Ja Rule. Napping and Fapping. Humans are the villains. A lesson in Stockholm syndrome. Intersectional gab. So, Hydra is taking over. Go see it if you’re into taxidermy. Gaga for president!!
The Gaga Bowl. Processed movies. Ricky saturation is a thing. Creepy hot. I know gambling! His face looks good again. Someday, Someday, Someday!! It’s just a slider. The ocean is gross. Ghost shark!!
People delivery bus. Member when I was X-men? One night gorilla stand. Sick of all these muthafuckin skulls on this muthafuckin island! That is not how math works. This sequel didn’t happen. Because we don’t learn from history. Roman numerals are takin our jerbs.
Longer than normal “soft” open (sorry we had lots to say). Does dirt expire? You like your cereal breve? Staying woke, bitches. Shaq-zam! We need a film DeBlazio. The Chewy art nouveau. Marky Wahlburg. New York sure has changed you. I like the idea of Vin Diesel. Our little love tribute to our dear friend and listener Kaya <3 We love you and you will be missed.
Utah accent. Movie confessions. It’s not weird if we don’t make it weird. Amature facial? Sisters!! Rebecca is vanilla. Duckpool is bae! Comics rundown. They want this to be our life, but it is NOT!
Calling in cold. My grandpa jumped off trains. This is your life now. Sneaky feminism. Where is your fart machine? Boob popcorn. That’s an appropriate level of silence. Puppy accents and pet names. Science, always letting you down.
Tube rabbits. Bananas are fancy? See this sandwich? It’s a franchise. They don’t have Swedish Fish; they can have Civil War! BAFTAs? More like BAMF-TAs, amirite? WHAT YEAR IS IT??? Name your new D.C. TV show. Watch all the things! You don’t slap it or swirl it! Maybe just give it a try? Girls Gone Fjord! Hap hop?
This episode is our ride ryder bb gun, our island of misfit toys, our ghost of Christmas Past… You picking up what I’m laying down? It’s our Christmas special episode, we ran it last year and we are doing it again. Our Holiday recording at Cannella’s with the Let’s Go Eat Podcast featuring Bill and Dylan Allred.
Let’s go back to calling people communists? Cucumber burps are real. Rouge One? How do you nutrition? I eat a whole can of olives. Which half is evil? Teeny-tiny little butt cheeks are so adorable. Tron 2 face. Hi choking, I’m dad.
Unsolicited dog pics. The Secret works! Why does this place smell like feet? What did you beat this week? Now it’s seasonal depression, like normal depression, but with Christmas lights. Poopies break Danielle. Christmas wish list: anything with Satan on it. That’s a long twitter handle.