I would’ve died. Did you die? But with elephants? Are there horses? How to confuse ghosts. I was getting there!
I was on my way out and I got distracted. I watch ALL of the Narco’s, hello… This takes forever, I just want the thing. They’ll just reverse Tom Cruise him! Ukrainian Russian Birdman Hipster White Bitch Waters. I’m also making another wrist movement over here. Damn, that’s a long journey. That’s why I thought it was a kids channel… Robust ratings! Did they play Unchained Melody? We poured a powder in a cup and we swear it’s alive. You know what I’m going to do today? Throw some rocks at earth! 30 is not old, it may feel it, but it’s not. Get Yourself Together Podcast!
Free liquor is the most exciting… Google told us we need to get out of our car and hike! Is Siri trying to get us murdered? That’s a long road name… Crown and cherry pepsi like 9th grade cheerleaders. Like old people BINGO?? Why are you body shaming the cat?! You got banged?? I didn’t notice not liking them. It was very cute. He spends a lot of time in prison. Whole ass one thing! 1990’s Olympics throwback news reel. I’m a Chet-ist. “Recent interest in the subject” They’re fine, they’re not like… suffering. Hell yeah I cried!! Well he said yes to sex, I’m sure he’s self aware. How do they cuddle?
Update: Fixed audio!!! Now with 100% more Rebecca!!!
The Sweeties share their favorite things about 2017
Grandpa’s eating mayo on his spice cake! The game ref. Natural born followers! We zigged; we zagged. It was a movie; I cried. Simplify the McGuffin!
**SPOILER ALERT** Charity and Danielle discuss, dissect, and drool over Star Wars: The Last Jedi!! This is a FULL review and breakdown of the film, so SPOILERS abound!!! Buckle in, nerds! He’s just some C-List Guillermo. Rhianna thicc and I love it. It caused a butthurt reaction… How did everyone handle Empire when it first came out? We’re not like your mom’s Star Wars, we’re the cool Star Wars! Why is he the tumblr version of himself? Be the queen of space with him!!!! She goes down the god damn hole! Force haunt him. Someone has to care about the Gungans!!!
Give it money, as long as it good. That’s the name you give someone when you’re on the run! And we still say, “I can’t believe people are still watching that!” Don’t call Jesus a donkey. But then I said Thor and my brain went to four! Stop bringing up Steve Trevor. Please don’t do that anymore. It’s boner worthy! Having fun isn’t hard, when you’ve got a library card!
Buckle in guys, because it gets worse… We just bummed everybody out. I thought you said “BatMom!” I’m going to go purple because it matches my eyes. I’m gonna eat her donut, I think that’s a fair way of handling that. This is going to be a weird breakup guys! You know, with that ugly kid. Is Julia Roberts the poor mans Cher? That’s a long short! Ships! With guns! I think we’ve discussed that X-Men have stupid names. https://www.amsmeteors.org