Ever feel like the “chic geeks” don’t get you? Do you still get teased for being a furry, or knowing every possible piece of Star Wars information (far more than what mainstream geek culture finds “socially acceptable”) Is your WOW life more real than your real life? Come, my darlings, and be welcomed! Give me your tired, your poor, your Bronies, your convention Trekkies, your otaku, your cosplayers… fly your freak flags high and welcome to the fold! Weirdos are celebrated here!

Episode 292: Sometimes, jokes don’t have to be said!!!

This episode is just going to be us singing drag songs. She’s pointing at Rebecca B T Dubs!! Would you say Target, missed the target? Let’s talk about it innnn… Right now! Now we know the difference between our moms… They’re gonna let us have our own movie?? It’s the oldest if you don’t count those 3 movies I’m not counting. The REAL adult one. We decided that it’s not that. That sauce is fuckin’ gangbusters!! You’re still on the front of the battlefront?? She has sherry and a pool! “Which we all know” you jag-offs. Known to cause anxiety in mice and me. Who you’ll know if you’ve ever been goth. Was that Jesus all along? We shall sign off, thusly.

Jay Whittaker: Salt Lake City Sit-Down (http://bit.ly/2GLVb7e)

Episode 291: Lycans with Lightsabers!!!

I need to plan when I ugly cry. Lots of huff’s and oof’s… We got there eventually. Blackspacetation? Because he’s a whiney brat baby. Old Man Joker! That’s everyone’s first choice. As long as there is a naked mole-rat, I’m in. Should we get on to this other disapointing list? Things that are currently having a moment… 50 Shades of Bleh! Yeah, because I sat through that thing. I don’t care about their hot takes! 2008 was a good year! This is a fucking cat. The most milktoast of all DC properties? Just to warn you, this is cool. Frick’n Lazers! That’s “Tones” with an “E”. Because you know there’s Godzilla’s in there! Yeah, sounds like regular life. I need wine for this… tell me about Hameltoe.

Episode 288: Potato Related Science!!!

I was on my way out and I got distracted. I watch ALL of the Narco’s, hello… This takes forever, I just want the thing. They’ll just reverse Tom Cruise him! Ukrainian Russian Birdman Hipster White Bitch Waters.  I’m also making another wrist movement over here. Damn, that’s a long journey. That’s why I thought it was a kids channel… Robust ratings! Did they play Unchained Melody? We poured a powder in a cup and we swear it’s alive. You know what I’m going to do today? Throw some rocks at earth! 30 is not old, it may feel it, but it’s not. Get Yourself Together Podcast!

Episode 287: 10 Things I Hate About Flat Earthers!!!

Free liquor is the most exciting… Google told us we need to get out of our car and hike! Is Siri trying to get us murdered? That’s a long road name… Crown and cherry pepsi like 9th grade cheerleaders. Like old people BINGO?? Why are you body shaming the cat?! You got banged?? I didn’t notice not liking them. It was very cute. He spends a lot of time in prison. Whole ass one thing! 1990’s Olympics throwback news reel. I’m a Chet-ist. “Recent interest in the subject” They’re fine, they’re not like… suffering. Hell yeah I cried!! Well he said yes to sex, I’m sure he’s self aware. How do they cuddle?